Audrey Zazou (head of Blatherskite’s Paris bureau): ‘Allo, is that Victoria?
Victoria Beckham: Did you see England play last night Audrey? Wasn’t David brillliant, they said he was playing like a quarterback
Audrey: But ‘e was only playing Andorra
Victoria B: So? Why …
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy (wife to president Sarkozy of France): Audrey, I can’t take it any more
Audrey Zazou (head of Blatherskite’s French bureau): What?
Carla: Nic. And the media
Audrey: Is Nic too much for you, since he got that personal pelvic trainer?
Carla: Not …
Audrey Zazou (head of Blatherskite’s Paris bureau): Hi Victoria, I see you ‘ave been getting your kit off for Armani again. ‘Ow much did they pay you? I ‘eard it was £12m
Victoria B: Interesting. Er, a lot, obviously
Audrey: ‘Oo does your …
Audrey Zazou (head of Blatherskite’s Paris bureau): This is a zipreeze Monsieur Le President. Dejeuner at Le Bristol!
Nicolas Sarkozy (president of France): Well Audrey, ma cherie, I ‘ave admired you from a distance for years and I thought it would …
The offending footage (sic) from the Playboy-owned porn channel that interrupted Super Bowl coverage in Tucson, that is.
Offending cable operator Comcast is offering a $10 credit to anyone who found it all a bit much.
One such is Tim Winter of the …
Large parts of the south-east of England were brought to a halt by snow yesterday with the blizzards expected to wreak further havoc as they move west and north across the country and into Scotland and Wales today.
Six million people …
