Audrey Zazou (head of Blatherskite's Paris bureau): 'Allo, is that Victoria? Victoria Beckham: Did you see England play last night Audrey? Wasn't David brillliant, they said he was playing like a quarterback Audrey: But 'e was only playing Andorra Victoria B: So? Why do you have to be negative Audrey. Anyway, what do you want? Audrey: Er, this is a bit embarrassing Victoria Victoria B: You're embarrassed Audrey? Come on Audrey: OK, it says 'ere in the Daily Mail that you are wearing ze prosthetic nipple covers to make your tits stand out Victoria B: Cheek! Did they like them? Anyway it's complete nonsense. I'm a hundred per cent natural as you know Audrey: 'Ow do I know? Victoria B: You've seen them in the changing room, when we used to be friends Audrey: And they looked twice the size Victoria B: Lots of exercise and fish. Now buzz off (puts phone down) Audrey: Now 'ow shall we start? Victoria Beckham admitted exclusively yesterday......