(Blatherskite's chief celebrity interviewer): So Nic, what right have you to tell women what to wear? Nicolas Sarkozy (president of France): I tell Carla what to wear, otherwise she'd be parading around in les 'ot pants and goodness knows what Serge: And 'er shoes of course. No 'eels Nic: I'd like to get my 'ands on that batarde 'oo took the picture of me standing on a box Serge: Yes Nic, but what about this ban on burkhas? Nic: I don't like them, do you? Serge: Well no but it's none of your business is it? Nic: Everything in La France is my business Serge. You just don't get it do you? Like that Gordon Brown Serge: So you're going to ban 'im too are you? Nic: Non, 'e makes me look good. Now come on Serge be positive for once. Someone 'as to stand up to these Muslims Serge: And look them in the eye? Nic: Cochon!