Those pesky Russians have already tried to take over the world using money and energy supplies but this particular plot came unstuck as energy prices fell and the Russians in question bought useless things (in terms of world domination) like Chelsea football club and yachts which nobody wants any more.
Now the Ivans clearly have a new scheme, unleashing a tidal wave of beautiful women on the world to entrap vulnerable Western billionaires and control the world that way.
How else to account for the likes of actor Mel Gibson, a bit of an oddball admittedly, cheerfully admitting to Jay Leno the other evening that his new Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is pregnant and about to produce Gibson offspring number eight.
As his wife Robyn, who must be glad to get the rid of the crazy old boy, consoles herself with £300m of his fortune.
Mr Blatherskite can’t quite see what the end game is here but it has all the hallmarks of an FSB (the new version of the KGB) plot.
All these ambitious Russian beauties didn’t just spring up on their own surely?