As Britain’s Got Talent always would of course, with Scottish singer Susan Boyle accused of ranting and raving at fellow guests at a hotel in Wembley and getting even more annoyed when judge Piers Morgan, who she allegedly fancies, voted for another singer.
Actually Mr Blatherskite has been trying to avoid this alleged entertainment, it seems to be just one step removed from Christians and lions (and cash-strapped ITV would probably fork out for some lions if it could get away with it).
As for former Mirror editor turned odious celebrity Piers Morgan, he’s turning out to be the worst of the lot. What a pity Rupert Murdoch never made him editor of the Sun, where he could do less damage.