Carla Bruni-Sarkozy (wife to president Sarkozy of France): Audrey, I can't take it any more Audrey Zazou (head of Blatherskite's French bureau): What? Carla: Nic. And the media Audrey: Is Nic too much for you, since he got that personal pelvic trainer? Carla: Not that you silly bitch, 'e's just so worried about all the oposition in France. 'E thinks they might be stringing us up from lampposts next. Audrey:  Well 'e ought to try to be more popular. You know, not annoy the sans-culottes. Read some 'istory Carla. Carla: And the media, they're all going on about my bum not being as good as that skinny Princess Letizia of Spain. She's 'ad more surgery than Nic Audrey: Well Carla, you are getting on a bit you know Carla: Now be serious Audrey. You know I used to Italian before I became French? Audrey: Si, ma cherie Carla: Well Silvio Berlusconi 'as a vacancy n'est ce pas? 'E's getting divorced from that woman Veronica 'oo flashed her tits at him on stage and he married all those years ago Audrey: But Carla, 'e's even worse than Nic Carla: But 'e's even older than Nic. I'd see 'im out Audrey: What about 'is 18-year old girlfriend? Carla: What's 'er name? Audrey: Noemi Letizia Carla: Not another bloody Letizia! Audrey: 'Fraid so Carla, but boys will be boys.....