Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite's chief celebrity interviewer): What the 'ell are you doing Nick, saying Obama is weak and Angela Merkel is nearly as stupid as that bloke in Spain. Who do you think you are, General De Gaulle? Nicolas Sarkozy (president of France): That's not a bad comparison Serge, for you Serge: 'O do you rate then? Silvio Berlusconi? Nic: 'E 'as won three elections Serge Serge: ' E's un, er, rascal Nic: Rascal? What do you mean rascal? Un mechant enfant? Serge: Un tres mechant enfant Nic: 'E's 72! Serge: You know what I mean. Nic: 'E's misunderstood, particularly by you reptiles. I also rate my very close ami Tony Blair Serge: But Blair isn't in charge of anything. Gordon Brown is the boss of Britain Nic (tapping his nose): You don't know what I know Serge, just you wait and see Serge: Is that a scoop pour moi then Nic? You 'ave given me something useful for the first time? Nic: I may need you one of these days Serge Serge: That sounds worrying Nic: It is mon ami, it is