Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite's chief celebrity interviewer): What's all this 'a banana' stuff with Barack Obama then Nic? Nicolas Sarkozy (president of France): You know, Serge, it means I 'ave a big grin on my face. Serge: I thought it meant a big something else Nic: Well maybe that too Serge! Serge: What about the dignity of France monsieur le president? Nic: Zis is le YouTube generation Serge, you 'ave to reach out to the people Serge: You're just trying to upstage Gordon Brown Nic: Well 'e deserves it, 'e gets Europe in a mess and then 'e tries to take the credit for fixing things. C'est un outrage. And 'e's too old. Serge: You're nearly as old as 'e is Nic: I'm 45 Serge Serge: You liar! Nic: It's 'ow I feel Serge. I 'aven't 'ad any complaints you know Serge: So what 'ave you actually achieved avec le grandstanding? Nic: I'm going up in ze opinion polls at last Serge: So you do 'ave something in common with Gordon Brown? Nic: Peut-etre