Mark Mr Blatherskite's words, it'll be prohibition next so lay in a few cases. In Australia the famous Manly rugby league club has been fined 100,000 Aussie dollars after one of its star players was charged with sexual assault following a boozy party. The drunken doings of Premiership footballers in the UK are legendary, Chelsea and England captain John Terry frequently showing the way (well the man clearly has leadership qualities) with diminutive left back Ashley Cole (who spent a night in the cells recently) his eager handmaiden. And talking of nights in the cells TV host Chris Tarrant lodged with PC Plod the other evening after an altercation with his girlfriend, 'legal assistant' Jane Bird from Upminster, Essex. Chris, host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, admitted drinking "a few bottles of fine wine" after a Tina Turner concert at the O2. And we though we'd seen off government chief medical adviser Sir Liam Donaldson who wants to double the price of booze. No chance.