Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite's chief celebrity interviewer): So Google, I 'ave found out that you 'ave a new product called Google Wallet. Google: No comment Serge: And this is just like Google Earth or Google Ocean, or whatever you call it, but it shows what everyone 'as in their wallet. Or not. Google: How do you know about this? Serge: Why do you want to know? Google: Because it will cause a huge fuss when it gets out Serge: So it's true then? Google: Don't you know? Serge: Well I 'ave 'eard it is. Google: So you don't know? Serge: C'mon guys admit it, you know everything about everybody including how much money they don't have. Google: We'll get back to you Serge, we really don't know what to do with this Serge: So 'ow do we leave it? Google: Have you ever thought about a consultancy deal Serge? Serge: I'll get back to you...