Police inspector: Now my lad, you’d better come quietly
Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite’s chief celebrity interviewer): But I ‘ave done nothing wrong
Inspector: That’s for us to know and you to find out. Hand over your wallet and your mobile phone please son
Serge: What are you looking for?
Inspector: Suspicious numbers. Now what do we have here? Carla Bruni? Nicolas Sarkozy? Come here sergeant, put the cuffs on him, this is worse than we thought
Serge: This is ridiculous. Ouch! What’s the charge? I have a right to know
Inspector: Conspiracy to undermine a public office
Serge: ‘Ow can you undermine a public office?
Inspector: Well it’s something like that, can’t remember the exact words. You know, the one we got that Tory MP on, Damian whatsisname
Serge: Well you could at least read me my rights
Inspector: You haven’t got any. We’re the counter-terrorist squad. Have you ever been to India?
Serge: Yes, I mean no….
Inspector: Right take him away sergeant, Paddington Green for this one, he looks a hard case to me
Serge: Then you are an ‘ead case inspector.
(Serge is bundled into a van)
Inspector: OK team that’ll do for now, now where’s that phone again? Carla Bruni eh…..
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