Audrey Zazou (head of Blatherskite's Paris bureau): Well Mr President it's such an honour to interview you. Mr President? George W Bush: Huh? Gimme another of those Diet Cokes Audrey: Certainly sir, are you feeling OK? Bush: Yeah, I'm fine. Who are you? Audrey: Audrey Zazou sir, head of Blatherskite's.. Bush: Who the fuck is this broad? I thought I was talking to the Economist? (Security man) : They pulled out Mr President, this was all we could get Bush:  Jeezus. That asshole McCain doesn't wanna talk to me, the Economist doesn't wanna talk to me, even smartass Dick Cheney doesn't wanna to talk to me. Whaddya wanna know little lady? Audrey: Well Mr President I was wondering if... Bush: Ask anything you want honey Audrey: I could have a drink? Bush: Get her outta here! You think you can finish off with a scoop do you? Bush is drinkin' again. No chance honey. Gimme another Diet Coke. On the rocks this time Audrey (to looming security guard): No, it's OK I'll leave on my own if it's alright with you Looming security guard: Will there be anything else Mr President? Bush: No

Audrey Zazou talks to George Bush

Audrey Zazou (head of Blatherskite’s Paris bureau): Well Mr President it’s such an honour to interview you. Mr President?

George W Bush: Huh? Gimme another of those Diet Cokes

Audrey: Certainly sir, are you feeling OK?

Bush: Yeah, I’m fine. Who are you?

Audrey: Audrey Zazou sir, head of Blatherskite’s..

Bush: Who the fuck is this broad? I thought I was talking to the Economist?

(Security man) : They pulled out Mr President, this was all we could get

Bush:  Jeezus. That asshole McCain doesn’t wanna talk to me, the Economist doesn’t wanna talk to me, even smartass Dick Cheney doesn’t wanna to talk to me. Whaddya wanna know little lady?

Audrey: Well Mr President I was wondering if…

Bush: Ask anything you want honey

Audrey: I could have a drink?

Bush: Get her outta here! You think you can finish off with a scoop do you? Bush is drinkin’ again. No chance honey. Gimme another Diet Coke. On the rocks this time

Audrey (to looming security guard): No, it’s OK I’ll leave on my own if it’s alright with you

Looming security guard: Will there be anything else Mr President?

Bush: No

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