Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite's chief celebrity interviewer): Well Mr Rothschild this all looks very nice, a pretty little fishing harbour in Montenegro, maybe with a small marina? Nat Rothschild (heir to a banking fortune and sometime friend to George Osborne, Peter Mandelson and Russian tycoon Oleg Depiaska): Very funny Serge, ha, ha. Serge, as you know, this is going to be the biggest leisure development for the super rich in the history of, well, completely useless and very rich-making developments. Whaddya think? Wanna take out a little time share? Serge: It's a bit above my pay grade, as zey say in the UK. Now Mr Rothschild, what about all these stories that you've been seeking.... Nat: Serge, we are not going to go there! What goes on tour, stays on tour, tu compris? Serge: But people are saying that you... Nat: Well I don't care what they say. I'm just an honest businessman who's pulled himself up by his bootstraps to try to create jobs and opportunities in Montenegro and Russia and other places where people don't have as much money as I have. And I'll sue anyone who says otherwise, especially that horrible little man Quentin Letts on the Daily Mail. Serge: What's he said? Nat: He called me a disagreeable little squirt today. Serge: Can I quote you on that? Nat: Sure. Now do you wanna buy this time share or not? Serge: I'll get back to you Nat....