Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite’s chief celebrity interviewer): ‘Allo Carla, nice to hear from you
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy: It’s been a long time Serge, I thought you didn’t like me any more
Serge: Not at all Carla, it’s just that I’d been listening to your record….Carla? Carla?
Carla: Very amusante Serge. Now I need some advice about Nic
Serge: What’s ‘e up to now? I thought he’d been saving the world. Or was that Gordon Brown?
Carla: ‘E is in a right old state, holding ‘is head in ‘is hands and groaning, ever since that mechant judge threw out ‘is case over the voodoo doll.
Serge: Does it work then?
Carla: What?
Serge: Sticking the pins in Nic. Here let me try
Carla: You haven’t got one too ‘ave you Serge?
Serge: Only for research Carla
Carla: Traitor! That’s it Poniatowski our relationship is off! (phone line goes dead)
Serge: Now where do you stick these? Let’s try ‘ere…