Victoria B: Well that's it Audrey, here's where we part. I must say that all that business on the back seat with Rufus was a bit much. Audrey Zazou (head of Blatherskite's Paris Bureau): 'E's a big boy Victoria. Victoria B: Ms Beckham to you. Audrey: Of course Ms Beckham. Where are you going now? Victoria B: I'm going to meet Sir Philip Green of Topshop and Sir Stuart Rose of Marks & Spencer at a very important party to launch London Fashion Week. Audrey: That sounds a bit boring. Victoria B: Where are you going? Audrey: I'm going to meet some 'andsome French waiters at Shampers in Kingly Street. Victoria B: Oh I know that place, I went there with David once. Audrey: Did you like it? Victoria B: Yeah, but David kept ringing that Spanish woman on his mobile. Audrey: Come with me Victoria, sorry Ms Beckham. We can talk to those old fashion guys later. Victoria: Will there be paparazzi there? Audrey: Not unless you want them to be. Victoria: Well, maybe just for a quick one. Rufus, put that journalist down! We're going to Soho.