Blatherskite HQ: Where the hell are you Serge? Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite's chief celebrity interviewer): On holiday, in Canada BSkite HQ: There aren't too many celebrities in Canada Serge Serge: You're telling me! They don't even speak French BSkite HQ: Where exactly are you Serge? Serge: Vancouver BSkite HQ: That's the English bit, or the Chinese bit. The French bit is on the other side, Montreal Serge: Is that too far to drive? BSkite HQ: Yes, Serge Serge: Anyway I am on vacances. Has anything been happening? BSkite HQ: Russia has invaded Georgia Serge: The bastards! It'll be Poland next BSkite HQ: You may be right Serge, you'd better get over there. When you've finished your holiday of course. You can call in on your old mucker Nic Sarkozy on the way, he's supposed to be dealing with the Russians Serge: Sarkozy hates me, he thinks I'm too friendly with Carla BSkite HQ: Well that's a story Serge. And if you catch a war at the same time, even better Serge: Thankyou so much! First I get thrown in jail in France and then I get shot at BSkite HQ: All part of the daily grind Serge, keep us posted