Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite's chief celebrity interviewer): Allo? Nicolas Sarkozy: Serge, it's Nic! Serge: What do you want? Sarlozy: Serge, we're supposed to be coming to Cardiff to see France win le Grand Slam at le rugby. Serge: You can't win le...anyway, carry on Nic Sarkozy: But Carla wants to come to and le Surete 'ave told me that the Welsh supporters have been downloading pictures of Carla from her model days and they're going to wave these at me when the Welsh score a try! This would be an affront to France! Serge: Can't help you there Nic really, where are these pics by the way? Maybe we can close down the site? You could talk to your friend Monsieur Google.. Sarkozy: He doesn't answer my emails. Serge: What does Carla think? Sarkozy: She doesn't give un toss. I think she quite likes the idea. Serge: Let me think about it Nic. I'll get back to you. (Sarkozy rings off). Serge: Now where's the number of that Clifford fellow?