Rafa is becoming the pain from Spain

Liverpool’s Rafa Benitez may be a good manager, he did sign Fernando Torres after all, but the Champions League winner has become the bore (possibly boor) of the summer with his pursuit of Aston Villa captain Gareth Barry.

Poor old Barry […]

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Brit Olympic wins rile the Aussies

Those curmudgeons from Down Under cannot but betray their convict heritage and they’ve been quick to condemn the Brits, currently picking up bag loads of medals at the Olympics, for only being good at sports “where you can sit down” (rowing […]

Would you swear allegiance to King Charles?

You don’t have to yet, of course, but, one day, MPs, judges, police constables and, for all I know, binmen will have to swear an oath of loyalty to Prince Charles when he eventually succeeds his mum as monarch.

Does this […]

Phil Collins ups the marriage stakes

According to the Daily Mail (so it must be true) warbler Phil Collins paid £25m to escape from his third marriage, beating the £24.3m Paul McCartney paid to extract himself from the clutches of Heather Mills.

This is Phil’s second expensive divorce; the […]

Serge is on holiday (and confused)

Blatherskite HQ: Where the hell are you Serge?

Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite’s chief celebrity interviewer): On holiday, in Canada

BSkite HQ: There aren’t too many celebrities in Canada Serge

Serge: You’re telling me! They don’t even speak French

BSkite HQ: Where exactly are you Serge?

Serge: […]

Serge is on holiday (in Southwold)

Serge Poniatowski (Blatherskite’s chief celebrity interviewer): Well, where is he?

Blatherskite HQ: In Southwold

Serge: well I’m in Southwold and I can’t see him

BSkite HQ: Well rent a beach hut or something, I’m sure he’ll want a photo op on the beach […]

Forget the ‘war on terror’, just sort out the ISI

Future historians will look at the so-called ‘war on terror’ and wonder how these supposedly sophisticated countries (like the US and UK) tried to use 19th century tactics to subdue guerilla opponents.

It didn’t work then and it isn’t working now.

One […]

Giles Coren declares war on ******* subs

For those of you who’ve managed to avoid him, Giles Coren is a Times restaurant critic and feature writer. He’s also recently appeared on TV, stuffing himself with various historical menus for our delectation.

Like many writers he has a high […]

Whack, lash, ouch! Max Mosley canes the New of the World

Formula One supremo (or one of them) Max Mosley has won his privacy case against the News of the World, winning £60,000 damages for its suggestion that his five-hour S&M sex session with five gals in Chelsea had a Nazi theme.

It seems […]

What will ”The Queen” writer make of Blair and Clinton?

Brit writer Peter Morgan who wrote “The Queen” and “The Deal”, two dramas tracking Tony Blair’s dealings with HMQ and Gordon Brown respectively, is working on the third part of what is obviously a trilogy (as we classicists say) dealing […]

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